1:I play a female Indiana Jones, a professor who hunts down precious objects, like a bowl that belonged to the Buddha. They tailored the role to me: I wanted to be smart, funny, and to kick some ass.

2:A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.

3:Do U Know The Meaning Of Sunday?? Difrnt Peopls Have Difrnt Ideas, Some Say That,Some Say This Bt I Have Very Logical Explanation It's Mean "ITTWAR

4:Da M0st Funniest Situati0n In Student Life V Hav N0 Idea Wt To Write In Da Exam Paper N Da Supervis0r Cmes Nd Says, Plzz C0ver Ur Answer Sheet :P

5:Dad : Son, What Do You Want For Your Birthday? Son : Not Much Dad, Just A Radio With A Sports Car Around It.,F-35 facebook cover photo

6:1 Khatoon Jewelry Ki Dukan Ma Dakhl Huin Aur Dukandar Sy PochaYe Sona Ki Angothi Kitna Ki Ha? ShopkeprDus Hazar Rupe Ki Khatoon Ne Thandi Sans Bhari Aur PochaWo Jo Kona Ma Haar Rkha Ha Iski Qeemt Btain Dukandar 3 Thandi Sansain

7:Question by a student !!If a single teacher can¡¯t teach us all the subjects,Then¡­How could you expect a single student to learn all subjects ?

8:FACEBOOK STORY: Add as friend ¨C Approve -> Write something on wall -Intro ¨C Everyday chatting ¨C Ask number phone ¨C Messaging ¨C Calling ¨C Meeting ¨C Express love ¨C Make relationship status ¨C Hangout ¨C Misunderstanding ¨C Fight ¨C Break up ¨C Unfriend ¨C Block :( THE END

9:The promos with all of the beautiful women probably attracted some men, but the mystery story line is pretty cool. It's got that dark edge, and people will watch anything funny.

10:It all started when my dog began getting free roll over minutes.

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