1:What Do Dentists Call Their X-Ray? Tooth Pics..;/

2:Guzre Hue Exam Ko Yad Na Krna Answr Sheet Me Jo Likha He Uski Fariyad Na Krna Jo Hoga Wo Hoga Uski Fikar Me Apne Holidays Barbad Na karna

3:I Saw Your Face As You Walked By But Then I Saw A Better Guy

4:What Will Himesh Say To Magnify A Picure..? Zara Zoom Zoom... ;->

5:A man saw 3 parrots for sale.He was shocked by abnormally high prices.The owner says, ¡°the first parrot can run ms office. Price 10 thousand.¡±¡°Other parrot for 15 thousnd, A programmer.¡±The last parrot carried a tag of Rs.50 thousand.What does he do?Owner replies: to be honest he does nothing but the two parrots call him BOSS! ;),VF 1 Valkyrie Fighter facebook cover photo

6:I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

7:Arz Kiya Hai:- Aap Hamare Dil Mein Base Ho, Aap Hamare Dil Mein Base Ho, Wah... Wah... Thoda Side Ho Jao, Saans Lene Wale Pipe Mein Fase Ho. Keep Smiling!

8:An Elephant Meets An Ant. ANT: Tumhari Umer Kitni Hai? ELEPHANT: 5 Saal. ANT: 5 Saal Aur Itne Barrey. ELEPHANT: Main NEEDO Jo Peeta Hoon. ELEPHANT: Tumhari Umer Kitni Hai? ANT: 30 Saal. ELEPHANT: 30 Saal Aur Itni Chhoti... ANT: I Use LUX, Meri Khoobsurti Se Umer Ka Pata He Nahi Chalta...

9:Khuda Karay K Tum Ko Judai Na Milay Kabhi Bhi Tanhai Na Milay Mujhay Sms Na Karo To Kuch Aisa Ho K Mosam Ho Sardi Ka Or Tum Ko Razai Na Milay

10:1 Khatoon Jewelry Ki Dukan Ma Dakhl Huin Aur Dukandar Sy PochaYe Sona Ki Angothi Kitna Ki Ha? ShopkeprDus Hazar Rupe Ki Khatoon Ne Thandi Sans Bhari Aur PochaWo Jo Kona Ma Haar Rkha Ha Iski Qeemt Btain Dukandar 3 Thandi Sansain.

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