1:There was some indecision as to when I was born. My sister said it was 1916. I'd lost my birth certificate.

2:You know, I'm not really any good at working out when people are flirting with me. And I think I'm too flirtatious with people I'm trying not to flirt with! What I am good at is making people feel uncomfortable. I don't want to but it always ends up happening!

3:¡°I can only assume, said Jace, that mortal emotions amuse you because you have none of your own.¡±

4:I inherited my father's insatiable desire to meet all the beautiful girls in the world.

5:I¡¯m so smart now. Everyone¡¯s always like ¡®take your top off.¡¯ Sorry, NO! They always want to get that money shot. I¡¯m not stupid.,Blue Mountains facebook cover photo

6:An omnipotent God is the only being with no reason to lie.

7:Down the mine I dreamed of cricket; I bowled imaginery balls in the dark; I sent the stumps spinning and heard them rattling in the tunnels. No mishap was going to stop me from bowling in the real game, especially this one.

8:I seem to have no problem revealing my crush on the man who murdered Lincoln.

9:Like, my mother would have company over, and I would sing so they'd pay attention to me.

10:Think before you speak, it¡¯ll save you the humiliation

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