1:Love Is Like A Cloud... Love Is Like A Dream... Love Is 1 Word And Everything In Between... Love Is A Fairytale Come True... Coz I Found Love When I Found U

2:Customer : If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.Customer : I bet you, it won¡¯t.Post Master : Why not?Customer : It¡¯s addressed to Mumbai.

3:When you're in love it's the most glorious two and a half days of your life.

4:Q. WHAT DOES 98 STAND FOR IN WINDOWS 98? A. IT STANDS FOR NUMBER OF TIMES IT HANGS IN A DAY

5:College mai time gunwaaya Canteen mai baith ker Na bus ki line me hotey, jo lagaate dil padhaii main !,Air Show facebook cover photo

6:Boy Friend : Boht Romantic Andaz Main Jan Dekho Ma? Tmhari Zulfoon Ke Liye Kiya Laya... Grl Frnd.Kiya? Boy Friend :(Engl?Sh Anti Lice) Shampoo... ;->

7:Breakup Tips : How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt In Ur Lover'z Mind 4 U ?? Simple Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying: I LOVE U TOO

8:Ghalib Ne Apni Girl Friend Ko Date Par Bulaya Wo Late Ho Gai. Girl Said: Sorry I M Late, Ghalib Bolay: Falak Pe Sitaron Ko Neend Aa Rahi Hai, Doosri Ka Time Ho Gaya Tu Ab Aa Rahi Hai.

9:Excuse me ¡­. Plesae empty your pockets ¡­. I think you stole my heart.

10:Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No... 1.-----I dont have brain... 2.-----I dont have sence... 3.-----I am stupid....,

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