1:A Touching Love Stry A Boy N A Grl Lv Each Other Vry Mch.. One Day Wile They Were Talking, The Boy Touched D Girl's Hand N In Retrn Girl Touchd Boy's Hand... Wat A Touching Story... ;->

2:I'd never been in play long enough for the flowers to die in the dressing room.

3:Once God came up 2 me & granted me a wish.I asked 4 ¡°world peace¡±.¡°That¡¯s impossible¡±, he said.Then I asked him 2 give U brain.He said ¡°Let me try world peace¡±

4:For some reason and I don't know why, but I don't think that I'm funny in California. So I always want to do my movies east somewhere.

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7:A sardarji¡¯s boy asked his dad: What is a grownup joke? Sardar ji replied: any joke which is eighteen years old

8:BRUCE LEE Was A Great Man.. But After His Sister Gave Birth To A Baby He Became An Ordinary Man Why? Coz He Became MAMU LEE.

9:Before Marriage:Roses Are Red,Sky Is Blue,Oh My Darling I Love You.After Marriage:Roses Are Dead,I have Flu,You Are My Headache I Will Kill You¡­

10:Judge 2 Thief: Tumhein Chori Karte Waqt, Zara Bhi Apni Maa Behenon Ka Khayal Nahi Aya? Thief: Aya Tha! Magar Kia Karon, Dukan Mei Sirf Gents Suits Hi Thay.

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