1:A Wedding Is Just Like A Funeral Except That You Get To Smell Your Own Flower ... :P :D

2:Qayamat tak tujhe yaad karenge,Teri har baat par aitbaar karenge,Tujhe SMS karne ko to nahi kahenge,Par phir bhi tere SMS ka intezar karenge¡­

3:Wife: Chalo na aaj hum bahar chalte hain aur car me drive karungi¡­Husband:Iska matlab hum jayenge car me aur ayenge akhbar me ¡­:)P

4:Boy: I hate to see a girl standing in a bus when I am comfortably seated.Girl: So what do you do?Boy: I close my eyes.

5:Aaao Toh Phir Aaao........ Mujhse Khelo....... Aapne Paise Barbad Kare Toh Dekhi...... Tumhe Aaisa DOST Kha Milega...... Jo Paise Karacha Karenga......AUR Ullu Kahenga......,Metalist Stadium Euro Football facebook cover photo

6:Son : Dad, can you write in the dark?Father : I think so. What do you want me to write?Son : Your name on this report card.

7:Eik Charsi Ki Bakri Gum Ho Gai Bohat Talash Kiya Magar Na Mili. Sham Ko Ghar Aya To Bakri Samne Bandhi Hui Thi, Ghuse Main Aa Kar Bakri Zibah Kar Di, Khud Bhi Khai Our Doston Ko Bhi Khlai, Jab Subha So Kar Utha To Dekha Bakri Sahi Salamat Khari Thi, Our Kutta Gayeb Tha...

8:Prison for the crime of puberty ¡ª that was how secondary school had seemed.

9:Maalik: Abi Tk Tujh Se Machar Nhi Maray? Mere Kano Me Gunguna Rahy Han. Nokar: Sahab Mene Machar Maar Dye Hyn, Ye To Unki Biwiya Hn Jo Vidwa Ho K Ro Rhi Hn..!

10:Umeedo ki manjil toot gayi Aankho se ashqo ki dhara beh gayi Are tumahri bhi kya izaat reh gayi Jab class ki ladki bhaiya keh gayi.

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